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Grab your favorites before they officially land! These goodies are made with love and will ship as soon as they’re ready.

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"Be Cosmic, Be Weird, Be You” isn’t just a cute catchphrase! It’s the heartbeat of this shop. Mariah started pressing tees in 2019 when her son Auggie was facing serious medical challenges, and the bills were stacking up faster than the income. Network marketing wasn’t cutting it, but she had creativity! That was her way through.

What began as survival stream turned into a soulful brand rooted in strength, style, and supporting other moms.

Every hand-pressed piece is made to remind you that your story matters. Your weirdness is welcome here. Your life, with all its chaos and cosmic magic.. it deserves to be celebrated!

The Magic Is in the Details

  • Shipping:

    We don’t teleport (yet), but we ship fast, track everything, and keep you in the loop. Orders leave our hands with good vibes headed to you!

  • Secure Checkout:

    Our site is fully encrypted and secured, so you can shop with confidence. Your data’s protected, and your info stays safe!

  • Handmade with Love:

    Each item is hand-pressed, inspected, and packed by someone who actually cares! No chaos, no rush, just made-to-order magic.

Cosmic Babes, Unite!

Behind every tee is a story, and behind this brand is a whole dang community. Come vibe with us on Facebook: we’ve got sneak peeks, secret drops, and the best kind of weird on the internet.

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Ghosting Your Questions - FAQ

What are your business days for turn around time?

We work our magic Monday through Friday— that means no weekend or holiday production. Orders placed over the weekend will start processing on Monday. Your goodies are made by hand (with love), so thanks for your patience while we press, pack, and vibe responsibly!

When will my order ship?

All items are made to order. Please allow 7-14 business days for your item to be pressed, packed, and sent off with love. You’ll get tracking as soon as it ships!

Do you accept returns or exchanges?

Because each piece is handmade, we don’t accept returns, but if there’s an issue, email us and we’ll make it right! We’re all about happy weirdos here.

How do I wash my shirt/tumbler/etc.?

Wash cold, inside out, and air dry if you’re fancy. Basically - treat it like your favorite hoodie, gentle and loved.

Do you do custom orders?

Sometimes, depending on my workload and magic levels. Shoot me a message and let’s see what we can conjure up.

How do I contact you about my order?

Got a question, issue, or cosmic emergency with your order? Don’t panic — just shoot an email to cosmicmamahauntco@gmail.com with your order number and what’s going on. I’ll get back to you ASAP (usually within 1–2 business days). Be kind, I’m just one spooky mama packing orders and chasing dreams.

I messed up my address — help!

Email us ASAP with your order number and correct address. If it hasn’t shipped, we can fix it! If it has… we’ll cry with you and try to help.